I keep forgetting we have people in our attic working on our AC.

I can’t fart as freely as I want to because they can hear and smell EVERYTHING.

 May 30th with 1 note | reblog

Finally home. May 30th | reblog

It’s been a hell of a trip. Heading back to LA soon. Starting my final day in Vegas off with a drink. Me gusta Mimosa :)

It’s been a hell of a trip. Heading back to LA soon.

Starting my final day in Vegas off with a drink.

Me gusta Mimosa :)

May 29th with 1 note | reblog


May 28th | reblog

I ALSO GOT BUSINESS CARDS OF HOT BITCHES FOR ASHLEY.

I ALSO GOT BUSINESS CARDS OF HOT BITCHES FOR ASHLEY.

May 28th | reblog

8 People are going to be getting a rather unexpected wake up call tomorrow. I also just replaced my boyfriends deodorant with cream cheese.

8 People are going to be getting a rather unexpected wake up call tomorrow.

I also just replaced my boyfriends deodorant with cream cheese.

May 28th | reblog

Need.

Need.

(Source: mrs-maryj-x33)

May 27th with 412 notes | reblog

Until I’m willing to replace it with a ring, I am my own Priority. Kinda looks sharpied on, but I love it.

Until I’m willing to replace it with a ring, I am my own Priority.

Kinda looks sharpied on, but I love it.

May 27th with 3 notes | reblog

Called and made the appointment. Leaving in 30 minutes or so to go get my tattoo :) May 26th | reblog

Getting my tattoo done tonight because I don’t feel like being pent up alone in this hotel room any longer. May 26th | reblog